You know your baby is due when:

1. You get SMS' asking if there's any news
2. Every phone conversation starts with "have you had that baby yet"
3. People take a wide berth around you when they see you at shops (apart from the arrogant pig in IKEA today who pretty much walked THROUGH me - mustn't have seen me)
4. You get e-mails from people "checking in" :P
5. There are threads in forums dedicated to finding out if you're still around
   

Don't get me wrong, I'm not upset. I find it quite amusing and also a bit of an ego boost that people are watching out for me. Its lovely to be cared about

I just think retaliation might be a lovely thing IF this baby ever arrives (and yes, they do still have at least 3 days until their due date so I'm in no hurry to evict them although their father is VERY impatient!) Who knows when the news might be passed on to the world *giggle*